i hope rick santorum’s seat makes a farting sound and it won’t make the noise again when he tries to prove he didn’t fart
I hope Rick Santorum honks at the person in front of him, only to realize it’s an old lady and feels bad.
I hope whenever Rick Santorum thinks he’s found an empty parking spot there’s actually a small car parked there that he couldn’t see and he has to drive around looking for another one.
I hope Rick Santorum becomes president of the hair club for men.
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Area Man Thinks It’s Nice They Didn’t Put The Prettiest Girl Scouts On The Cookie Box
“They could have put the prettiest girls on there and maybe sold some more cookies, but they didn’t, and I really appreciate that.”
CLUE 1:
“went to short dogs house,
they was watching Yo MTV
RAPS”
Yo MTV RAPS first aired:
Aug 6th 1988
CLUE 2:
Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on:
Feb 23 1993
CLUE 3:
”The Lakers beat the Super
Sonics”
Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release…